Recruitment Ad

Black-hole-no-2-wannabe is a well-established team with a strong presence at the wharfside. Currently recruiting any personnel with the following requirements:

• Fluent in English or Mandarin or Java or C
• Kindergarten certificate or equivalent
• Ability to do pattern matching or copying

Remuneration: more work. (remember e only reward for gd work is more work. Hmmm… considering the situation, so long as u dun screw up, u will get rewarded :D)

Period of employment: 2 wks to 6 months. Suitable candidates may be offered Cockroach position where period of employment is FOREVER.

Ironies of life

1）一路来，一直说十个女人不能在一个月生个小孩。但正当十个女人可以在一个月内帮你找到一个孩子时，却没人愿意给你十个女人。

2）以前我跟人刘备借荆州，现日轮他人跟我有借无还。

3) 早晨睡过头，搭了个$22.20 的德士赶去参加会议。会议不但没结论，还搅了一坛屎。

4) 因为不相信耗尽了三四年设计,策划,修改的工程, 所以得花三四个月来建个防范措施。

What does it mean to be on duty?

Quite a few of my frenz give puzzled looks when I said I m on duty so I decided to explain it on my blog!

Tadah!

It means …

– U hav to bring a laptop go shopping even though your shopping is already very heavy to carry.

– U have to put a basket on ur bicycle when u go cycling or u can choose to carry the laptop on your back for all-rounded aches (back ache, shoulder ache, butt ache, leg muscles ache)

– U can only swim at the drain downstairs so that u can place ur hp near to e pool and let ur neighbours tink u r a lovestruck girl waiting for some guy to call.

– U should only book aisle seats while watching movie so that u can run out of e theatre without stepping on anyone’s toes (figuratively and literally)

– U have to bring a big bulky bag to a wedding dinner even tho u just bought a very pretty clutch.

– U should have e duty phone near u if u choose to use earphone so tat u can sense e vibration.

– U confirm cannot go Esplanade watch performances because there got no reception.

Hmm.. yeah.. Tats abt it I guess… =D